FLG

PLEASE ENTER FILAMENT ID. (input-box: bind $password, "FILAMENT ID") (link: "Submit")[ (if: $password is "4FT3RL1F3D34TH")[ (set: $inputCorrect to true) (goto: "FilamentOpen") ] (else:)[ INCORRECT FILAMENT ID. Please try again. (goto: "RetryScreen") ] ]

<pre> o /|\\ / \\ </pre> WELCOME TO F U N N Y L I T T L E G A M E, A FLG ADVENTURE 1.- [[BEGIN->Table]]  (set: $Energy to 4) (set: $Morale to 5)

The FILAMENT ID entered is incorrect. Please try again. (link: "Try again")[(goto: "LockScreen")]

{(set: $Energy to 4) (set: $Morale to 5) (set: $fizzyFang to false) (display: "Stats") } you wake up you're a bit dizzy!!! (should not have drunk so much of that water yesterday) 1. - [[where am I????->TableOpenEyes]] (set: $CoffeeCupKnockedOver to false) (set: $firstRun to false) (set: $cardRead to false) (set: $drawerNoticed to false) (set: $music to false) (set: $deletion to false) (set: $capsLock to false) (set: $hideFang to false)

You have entered the FLG filament. 1. — [[Proceed->Introduction]]. 2. — [[Go back.->LockScreen]]

{(if: $fizzyFang)[ SNACKS: FIZZY FANG (1) ]} {<div class="stats-display"> (display: "EnergyBar") (display: "MoraleBar") </div>}

{(set: $energyDisplay to "") (if: $Energy > 0)[ (for: each _i, ...(range:1,$Energy))[(set: $energyDisplay to $energyDisplay + "▰")]] (if: $Energy < 10)[ (for: each _i, ...(range: 1, 10 - $Energy))[(set: $energyDisplay to $energyDisplay + "▱")]]} {(if: $Energy < 10)[ FLG ENERGY $energyDisplay $Energy ] (else:) [ FLG ENERGY $energyDisplay FULL ]}

make flg favicon adapt radiocomputer css done: FLG TO THE MEGA!!!! +1 BIG FLG ENERGY ADD LEGGINGS SOAKED THROUGH Funny Medium Man there is a little bag there is a fizzy fang you now have 1 fizzy fang in inventory fizzy fangs hide the fizzy fang under the keyboard type letters in the keyboard (backspace) press space: music starts playing (then dancing unlocks) when you have 9 flg energy — dance when you have 10 flg energy — transcend sketch a little thing in the card there's also a little flg in the open drawer who carries a little paper cube and not inventory, snacks Snack gained: fizzy fang NFNIMGs (NOT funny, NOT interesting, Medium Guys) unidentified amusing creatures add emojis to birthdaycard finish dance

{(set: $moraleDisplay to "") (if: $Morale > 0) [ (for: each _i, ...(range:1,$Morale))[(set: $moraleDisplay to $moraleDisplay + "▰")]] (if: $Morale < 10)[ (for: each _i, ...(range: 1, 10 - $Morale))[(set: $moraleDisplay to $moraleDisplay + "▱")]]} MORALE $moraleDisplay $Morale

{(display: "Stats")} you're on a desk (if: not $firstRun)[ a cool Professional Adult Sign next to you says "JOSEPH ATKINSON" ENCYCLOPEDIA — Joe is a FMM (Funny Medium Man). INLAND EMPIRE — he is your friend. ] {(if: not $CoffeeCupKnockedOver)[ you look around and you see: an empty glass of water, a cup of coffee (lukewarm), a card of some kind, and a keyboard] (else:)[ you see: an empty glass of water, a cup of coffee (horizontal), a card of some kind, a keyboard, everything swimming in a pool of coffee]} {(if: $CoffeeCupKnockedOver)[ PERCEPTION (SMELL) — you notice the lingering chaos from the coffee cup you knocked over earlier. coffee stains are now part of the decor ]} {(if: $music)[ PERCEPTION (SOUND) — HARD CORE!!!!!!!! ]} (if: not $drawerNoticed)[ 1. — [[go to the glass->WaterGlass]] 2. — [[check out the card->BirthdayCard]] 3. — [[look at the cup of coffee->CoffeeCup]] 4. — [[jump on the keyboard->Keyboard]] {(if: $Energy < 10)[ 5. — [Locked: requires 10 FLG energy] transcend ] (else:) [ 5. — [[TRANSCEND.->Transcension]] ]} ] (else:) [ 1. — [[go to the glass->WaterGlass]] 2. — [[check out the card->BirthdayCard]] 3. — [[look at the cup of coffee->CoffeeCup]] 4. — [[jump on the keyboard->Keyboard]] 5. — [[squeeze in the drawer->Drawer]] {(if: $Energy < 10)[ 6. — [Locked: requires 10 FLG energy] transcend ] (else:) [ 6. — [[TRANSCEND.->Transcension]] ]} ]

{(set: $firstRun to true)} {(display: "Stats")} (if: not $CoffeeCupKnockedOver)[ INLAND EMPIRE – KNOCK IT OVER KNOCK IT OVER KNOCK IT OVERRRRRR KNOCK IT OVER 1. — [[KNOCK IT OVER->CoffeeKnock]] 2. — [[KNOOCCKKK IT OVERRRRR->CoffeeKnock]] ] (else:)[ IT LOOKS BETTER KNOCKED OVER 1. — [[go back->TableOpenEyes]] ]

{(set: $firstRun to true)} {(display: "Stats")} VISUAL CALCULUS — yup, the emptiness of this glass is directly proportional to the dizziness 1. — [[ok but let's hide in the glass??->GlassSleep]] 2. — [[look at reflection->GlassReflection]] 3. — [[go back->TableOpenEyes]]

{(set: $firstRun to true)} {(display: "Stats")} (if: not $cardRead)[ it's a birthday card 1. — [[INTERFACING – lift the cover->CardOpen]] 2. — [[go back->TableOpenEyes]] ] (else:) [ it's a birthday card for joe from gamithra 1. — [[go back->TableOpenEyes]] ]

{(set: $firstRun to true)} {(display: "Stats")} SOOOO MANY BUTTONS (if: $fizzyFang or $hideFang)[ 1. — [[PRESS BACKSPACE->Backspace]] 2. — [[PRESS SPACE->Space]] 3. — [[PRESS CAPS LOCK->Caps Lock]] {4. — [[HIDE THE FIZZY FANG UNDER THE KEYBOARD->HideFizzyFang]]} {5. — [[go back->TableOpenEyes]]} ] (else:)[ 1. — [[PRESS BACKSPACE->Backspace]] 2. — [[PRESS SPACE->Space]] 3. — [[PRESS CAPS LOCK->Caps Lock]] 4. — [[go back->TableOpenEyes]]]

(set: $Energy to $Energy + 2) {(display: "Stats")} FLG TO THE MEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {(set: $CoffeeCupKnockedOver to true)} +2 BIG FLG ENERGY 1. — [[HARD CORE FLG->CoffeeKnock2]]

{(display: "Stats")} THERE IS COFFEE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 PERCEPTION (WETNESS) — your leggings are soaked through. 1. — [[HAHHAHAHAHHA OHHH THIS IS A GOOD ONE->TableOpenEyes]] 2. — [[ohhh joe will be maaadddddd->TableOpenEyes]]

{(display: "Stats")} it's cosy in the glass :) it's a little cocoon-cave VIBES — you feel all worries lift away 1. — [[fall asleep->GlassSleepTrue]] 2. — [[go back to the desk->TableOpenEyes]]

{(display: "Stats")} you can't see anything. but that's to be expected. you're invisible. you're a FLG 1. — [[oh, right, I knew that->GlassReflection2]] 2. — [[yes of course. this isn't weird at all->GlassReflection2]]

{(set: $Morale to $Morale + 1)} {(display: "Stats")} ohhhhh it's so cosy and nice 💤 +1 MORALE 1. — [[dream->Dream]]

{(display: "Stats")} 💤 floating in water 💤 💤 friends 💤 💤 snacks 💤 1. — [[wake up->WaterGlass]]

{(display: "Stats")} ohhh it's heavy but you are a strong flg!!!!! 1. – [[LIFT HARDER->CardOpen2]]

{ (set: $Energy to $Energy + 1)} {(display: "Stats")} you manage to open the card!!!! +1 FLG ENERGY 1. — [[read it read it read it->ReadCard]]

{(set: $Morale to $Morale + 1)} {(display: "Stats")} the card says: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE YOUR FRIEND FOREVER GAMITHRA 💕🫂✨ ohhh cute!!!!!!! +1 MORALE 1. – [[go back to desk->TableOpenEyes]]

you feel everything melting into one you feel warm 1. — [[this feels good->Transcension2]]

PERCEPTION — good good good good good cocoon warmth, but forever, everywhere, in the past and future melting being 1. — [[take me to the goblin cave of the heavens->Transcension3]]

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST LITTLE GUY GAME OVER 1. — [[Proceed.->FilamentOpen]]

{(display: "Stats")} PERCEPTION — from the reflection, you do notice that the top drawer of the shelf behind you is slightly ajar. maybe...... you could squeeze through............ (set: $drawerNoticed to true) 1. — [[go back->WaterGlass]]

{(display: "Stats")} you look around. you can see a fuzzy thing, and a fizzy thing 1. — [[look at the fuzzy thing->FuzzyThing]] 2. — [[look at the fizzy thing->FizzyThing]] 3. — [[go back->TableOpenEyes]]

{(display: "Stats")} the fuzzy thing looks like an unidentified amusing creature. wait, is this supposed to be a FLG? the fake-fuzzy-FLG is holding onto a little paper cube. 1. — [[investigate cube -> FuzzyThing2]] 2. — [[scary, return ->TableOpenEyes]]

{(display: "Stats")} it's.. a fizzy fang!!!!!! 1. — [[pick it up!!!!!->FizzyThing1]] 2. — [[leave it->FizzyThingLeave]]

{(set: $Morale to $Morale - 1)} {(display: "Stats")} the paper cube has a thing inside with letters, and — numbers and — ughhhh. that almost looks like math. no thank you!!!!!!!!! -1 MORALE 1. — [[go back->Drawer]]

(set: $fizzyFang to true) {(display: "Stats")} Snack gained: +1 Fizzy Fang. LOGIC — WE SHOULD. HIDE IT SOMEWHERE 1. — [[go back->Drawer]]

{(display: "Stats")} INLAND EMPIRE — ummmm are you ok??? you should really pick up the fizzy fang 1. — [[pick up the fizzy fang->FizzyThing1]]

(if: not $deletion) [ { (set: $Energy to $Energy + 1)} {(set: $deletion to true)} {(display: "Stats")} DELETING DELETING DELETING HI HIHI HIHI HIH IHI +1 FLG ENERGY 1. — [[GOOD JOB->Keyboard]] ] (else:) [ {(display: "Stats")} you already deleted EVERYTHING 1. — [[WELL DONE->Keyboard]] ]

{(display: "Stats")} {(set: $music to true)} oooops!! music starts playing!!! ENCYCLOPEDIA — it's anodic. (if: $Morale < 8) [ 1. — [[dance!!!->Dance]] 2. — [[go back->Keyboard]] ]

(if: not $capsLock) [ { (set: $Energy to $Energy + 1)} {(set: $capsLock to true)} {(display: "Stats")} ONLY NFNIMGs (not funny, not interesting, Medium Guys) USE SMALL LETTERS BIG CAPITAL LETTERS FOR BIG CAPITAL GUYS +1 FLG ENERGY 1. — [[BIG IF TRUE->Keyboard]] 2. — [[THIS IS TRUE CAPITALISM->Keyboard]] ] (else:) [ {(display: "Stats")} THE CAPS ARE LOCKED 1. — [[BIG DAY->Keyboard]] ]

(if: not $hideFang) [ { (set: $Energy to $Energy + 1)} {(set: $hideFang to true)} {(set: $fizzyFang to false)} {(display: "Stats")} you squish the fizzy fang all the way under the keyboard it will take MONTHS until Joe finds this +1 FLG ENERGY 1. — [[FLG FLG FLG FLG->Keyboard]] ] (else:) [ {(display: "Stats")} the fizzy fang is still there 1. — [[A MASTERPIECE->Keyboard]] ]

<pre> o /|\\ / \\ </pre> [[MOVE->Dance2]]

<pre> o —|— / / </pre> [[MOVE->Dance3]]

<pre> | | —|— o </pre> [[MOVE->Dance4]]

<pre> o /|\\ / \\ </pre> 1. — [[THIS WAS GOOD->Space]]

<pre> \/ \ |/ o </pre> [[MOVE->Dance5]]

<pre> / |--o /\\ </pre> [[MOVE->DanceLast]]